23 4 / 2014

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via liguoriliscious)

23 4 / 2014

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

(Source: dailystir, via liguoriliscious)

23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

samndeanaremyplaythings:

flufflybunnypants:

samndeanaremyplaythings:

so I had a dream last night that I went to prom in a skirt. and that’s it.

I dreamt I had to shapeshift into a dolphin and fight a giant squid. College admissions are making my dreams weirder.

oh my gosh that’s scary. Good luck with admissions!!!

I mean, I’ve got in, I just need to not screw up my last semester. I have an overwhelming urge to say, fuck french, I want to write cowboy!dean. If I write cowboy!dean in french, will my teacher give me extra credit?

23 4 / 2014

quitcomplaining:

at first i thought it was a hispanic broadway star remembering a loved one and then i realised it was jared padalecki

(Source: tellerknowles, via croatoan-dean)

23 4 / 2014

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via liguoriliscious)

23 4 / 2014

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

image

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23 4 / 2014

slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

(via liguoriliscious)

23 4 / 2014

whosuperlockedyou:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:



u ok jen


this took me too long to realize this isnt a photo of two girls with jared.

whosuperlockedyou:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

image

u ok jen

this took me too long to realize this isnt a photo of two girls with jared.

(Source: supernatural-fuel, via liguoriliscious)

23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(Source: sassykardashian, via liguoriliscious)

23 4 / 2014

samndeanaremyplaythings:

so I had a dream last night that I went to prom in a skirt. and that’s it.

I dreamt I had to shapeshift into a dolphin and fight a giant squid. College admissions are making my dreams weirder.

23 4 / 2014

vote-crowley-2014:

#i’ve got 99 problems and this gif is all of them

vote-crowley-2014:

#i’ve got 99 problems and this gif is all of them

(Source: sexual-passion, via samndeanaremyplaythings)

23 4 / 2014

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